Dead Elvis
a middle-aged male,typically from a small town in the american south or midwest,who grew up in the 40s,50s,or early 60s,uses about a quart of brylcreem or vitalis to slick his hair into a 6-inch pompadour,wears his pants 3 sizes too tight with a m-ssive beer-&-fried-chicken gut hanging out,is waaay too politically conservative,and typically drives a giant, rusty,early-70s chevy,ford,or lincoln and listens to cl-ssic-country & rockabilly.usually accompanied by a female with a beehive and tons of red lipstick.
“look at that old dude that just got out of the ’71 rustbucket impala,what a dead elvis!”
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something that was bound to make it big,like in vegas, but failed.
how about that ad-agency? nah, that was just a dead elvis.
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