Dead joke
when a joke is over-used and becomes “dead”. it was funny at first, but now it’s f-cking annoying.
travis: so i was on top of the mountain yesterday….
jacob: your mom was on top of me yesterday!
travis and others: hahahahahahaha!!
travis: anyway, in the car…
jacob: your mom was in the car!
travis and others: dead joke bro. shut up.
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