dead lay
a girl thats doesn’t moan or scream while having s-x. makes the guy do all the work
the s-x was awful she was a dead lay it wore me out.
someone (male or female) that is so bad at s-x you may as well be f-cking a corpse, although a corpse may sometimes be more lively. these types are usually fairly easy to spot by the lack of personality. they are usually followers.
female dead lays: from beginning to end, she just lays there, no expression or movement, unless it’s that of boredom. you may want to check in between to see if she’s awake. 😉
male dead lays: usually those that are too lazy to put any effort into it. kinda like a quickie, but with only one person putting any effort into it. most “nice guys” fit into this category.
the same as deadly, but one million times better(see deadly).
guy: man that was deadly.
dude: no, man it was deadlay.
guy: ya, you’re right, it was that much better.
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