Dead Like Me


an outrageous show centered around life, death, the afterlife, and banana bonanzas (with xxx-crispy bacon) at der waffle house.

the central troupe of undead consists of:

1. the plucky, though often apathetic, george (conked on the noggin by a flaming toilet seat – hurtling through the atmosphere at 200 mph from the mir sp-ce station).

2. mason, our dear lovable, half-wit, alcoholic, junkie. his accent makes ladies swoon . . . as does his signature scent (an unforgettable melange of eau du hangover and alcoholicious).

3. roxie, the rough, tough, bitter cop. she takes a certain delight in making sure that everyone adheres to the rules. and yes, she can kick your -ss. and she’ll look good while doing it.

4. the disarmingly ditzy daisy. hey, who hasn’t she had s-x with?

5. and, of course, rube. any group like this needs a level-headed, logic-minded, comp-ssionate, sympathetic leader. riiiiight. he maintains his control because, according to mason, he “withholds the love”. but as rube points out, he can’t withhold what he does not posess.

dead like me, unfortunately, looks to be doa (the slave of satan, bob greenblatt, nixed a third season – presumably because of p-n-s envy of the mgm lion). sad, sad, sad.
the cancellation of dead like me is, well, eleven kinds of suck.
dead like me is an awesome show on showtime about a girl named george(ellen muth) who is h-t by a toliet seat and becomes a grim reaper. her merry band of reapers includes her boss rube(mandy patinkin), the f-ck-up mason(callum blue), tough-as-nails cop roxy(jasmine guy), and a wannabe actress named daisy(laura harris).

unfortunately, this wickedly funny show has been cancelled by bob greenblatt(see devil’s sp-wn)and unless something is done, one of the last great shows on tv will die.
dead like me is f-cking great and underrated!
best d-mn show ever, and it is getting canceled !
are you dead like me ?
dead like me is a television show on showtime about a girl who has died and become a grim reaper.
omg dead like me is on, must watch!!!
dead like me used to be on showtime in 2003- 2004. it came up with only two seasons… making it not seen by most public. it is the most awesomest show in the world!! ellen muth, mandy patinkin, callum blue, rebecca gayheart, jasmine guy and laura harris are the main characters. george’s (ellen)mom, joy, doesn’t like the word “moist”, and her dad, clancy, is cheating on joy with a college student. george’s sister, reggie, isn’t having a hard time coping with george’s death. george, now millie, at happy time, thinks old people are intimidating. now, on tuesdays, dlm comes on scifi.
i love dead like me so much! i wish it never ended! dead like me rocks!!!!!

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