dead log


s-xual intercourse with a person who is unconscious or otherwise incapacitated. dead logging is often accomplished after a long night of drinking by the dead loggee.

legal experts sometimes refer to this activity as “rape”.
#1: “dude, i spent all this money buying emily drinks all night and then she just p-ssed out before i could even kiss her. i should’ve just dead logged the b-tch!”

#2: “you should’ve what????”

#1: “you know… in other words… raaaape!”

#2: “jesus christ, josh!”

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