Dead Mouse Mug


the face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. you appreciate the effort but you can’t fathom their thinking.
dude! i guess aunt clara forgot you’re not twelve anymore. you should have seen your dead mouse mug when you realized she’d given you pj’s again for christmas!

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