Dead Osama Bin Laden
former al-quaeda leader, who then was shot in the head by hardcore awesome special forces team.
“we got him!”
— president obama
curtis: “yaw, yall hear about osama bin laden?”
b-dawg: “ye, dat n-gg- dead, he aughta’ be known as dead osama bin laden, cuz he dead!”
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