Dead Possum Referral
when you refer a time-waster, dreamer or bargain-hunter to a compet-tor you don’t like. from the australian tradition of throwing the corpse of a dead possum you find in your back yard over the fence into your neighbours back yard.
this crazy woman called me for a quote for her fencing. i suspect it was a dead possum referral from one of our compet-tors.
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