dead spider position

s*x position that ruins the man’s life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. the girl’s legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.
bruh maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night…

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