Dead Status
when someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your facebook status. them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. no one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.
____________ : just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. my life is complete :d
^ 8 people like this
f-g bag: wow dude, you have a p-n-s? couldn’t tell. lol! xd
(for the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. notice how the person above, f-g bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no p-n-s, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying f-ck.)
congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your c-ck anymore. (f-ck this dead status!)
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