dead texter


a person who is texting while walking and gets h-t by a car, run into by a person, texting while driving, or falls off a curb and breaks their neck because they weren’t paying attention to their surroundings.
bob became a dead texter when he walked into traffic and was h-t by a garbage truck while texting.

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