deadants
after taking a sh-t leave un-wiped for several hours, if done correctly, the sh-t left on your -sshole should be rock hard. find a victim (preferably asleep), squat over his face with your pants and jocks down, rapidly scratch your -sshole and you should see small brown flakes of sh-t fall on the victims face. then resulting in the victims face covered in deadants.
“at my friends sleepover party, i forgot to buy him a present so i left him a pile of deadants on his forehead”.
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