an expression used when explaining how devoid of life something is, how a prisoner isn’t going to survive their prison sentence, or how dead something/person is.
(dylann roof was a neo-n-z- who went and shotup a black church in charleston south carolina and killed 9 people with the intent to start a race war, he then was convicted of all 33 counts against him and many are eligible for the death sentence and even if roof is somehow given only a life sentence, the general population is sure to kill him)
last years memes are deader than dylann roof,
when lee oswald was arrested and was thought to have killed jfk, he was deader than dylann roof,
king tut is deader than dylann roof,
brienda is the most beautiful and amazing girl in the world and she is a cool girl everyone love to have ger as a friend if you are her boyfriend you are blessed she has a heart of a warrior she has been strong and she will always stay strong she is a perfect girl […]
- baby shackles
when a toddler is holding onto your legs as you try to do something can you please help me here. i’ve got baby shackles on.
- lazy pineapple
a person who has legit no regard for anything or anyone and likes to believe they are the best and often talks to you in a condescending manner. friend 1: “god, he was being such an -ss.” friend 2: “of course he was. he’s a lazy pineapple.” friend 1: “agreed.”
crumbling(falling apart) and complicated. tom and i have always had a crumplicated relationship.
awesome red head that makes you laugh all the time. she is fun to be around. she is pretty and s-xy, but in her mind she is always a kid. she is also shy.single right now. go get her boys. that’s so a jilliet.