Deadleg shit shuffle
the act of quickly making one’s way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the r-ct-m/-n-s, and avoid dropping a mondo sh-t in one’s pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or sh-tney spears). most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or chipotle.
i told linda that chorizo looked suspect! now we can trace her deadleg sh-t shuffle by following the brown trail!
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