Deadpool Zombies
a deadpool “fan” who only knows dp from pictures on the internet, the video game or because of the movie.
believes in ever conversation the word ‘chimichanga’ must be used, and whoever does not use the word is not a real dp.
cosplays dp because he thinks this gives him a free p-ss to scream, push and troll others at conventions.
does not recognize any dp outside of the funkos. (xmen,xforce,weaponx)
does not know the reason behind the love of chimichangas.
only knows who vanessa is because of the movie trailer.
(this is not to be confused with headpool who comes from the zombie universe, but if you’re a zombie you probably wont get confused anyway)
a deadpool zombies will normally sound like this:
“omg deadpool is so cool! i’m cosplaying him next year!”
“yeah…you’re such a deadpool zombie”
“chimichangas! free hugs! b–bies!”
“i’m not spiderman!” (jk this is legit)
“deadpools only girlfriend is death”
“deadpool has cancer and that’s why his skin is f#!ked up”
“deadpool can’t die!”
“deadpool is only red”
“deadpool first came out in the wolverine movie”
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