Deaducation
the sorry state of elementary education today; in which “teaching to the test”, as well as boring literature selections (which more often than not turn a child off from reading) are the new standard.
the story “a very important day” (houghton-mifflin anthology) reads like the shipboard manifest of immigrants arriving from every conceivable country —and the high point of the plot is the “characters” citizenship swearing- in ceremony .
kids today don’t even know what state they live in, but they do know how to do a powerpoint presentation full of misinformation—-that’s deaducation for you!
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