deadwood


one of the best tv series ever.
last sunday’s episode of deadwood was great
worthless employees in large companies are dead wood.
i got finally got a promotion but everyone in my new group is dead wood.
inability to get or maintain an erection.
i got her alone in my apartment, but because of all of the booze, i had deadwood and now she won’t return my calls.
a weak errection due to poor health.
“and let’s face it—a man who stuffs his belly full of dead pigs in the kitchen
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore”

-peta
doo-doo that takes several flushes to get down the toilet.
guy: “my stomach is killing me. i gotta take a sh-t.”
roommate: “hurry up! and make sure you flush a couple times ‘cuz i don’t wanna see your deadwood floating around when i go take a sh-t next.”
1. a dramatic western on hbo.
2. to kill, end, or get rid of.
1. dude, last night’s deadwood was amazing.
2. the bee was driving me nuts, so i deadwooded it’s -ss.
the inability to get an erection as a result of heavy intoxication.
dude, she was all up on my nutz, but i couldn’t f-ck her because i had some wicked bad deadwood.

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