deaf jockey
someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can’t hear sh-t but you can’t help but hear the cr-p he’s listening to.
that deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. fool couldn’t hear the siren.
hey, deaf jockey, get the sh-t outta your ears.
that deaf jockey’s so earless he can’t hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.
they heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb -ss off the road with an rpg.
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