deaf larry
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in the ear of your significant other in an excess amount such that they can no longer hear properly, thus taking the traits of the infamous deaf larry
guy 1: “yo. how come your girl didn’t recognize my voice when i just called your house up?”
guy 2: “oh. yeah that’s my bad i just gave her a deaf larry and now she can’t hear for sh-t”
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