Deaf man’s delight
you’re goin’ down, and your’e munchin’ on the bush. she clamps her legs around your ears so you can’t hear anything.
i was eatin’ my chick out when she closed her legs and gave me a deaf man’s delight.
Read Also:
- Decapachav
a burberry cap which when placed on a chavs head will send out blades from the inside, thus, if done correctly removing a significant part of the head and therefore ridding us of the vermin that we call “the chavs”. chav 1: aiiiighhhtttt mateee check out this new decapachav dat i stole chav 2: sick […]
- Deconfliction
process to avoid getting all up in some one else’s sh-t. military guy doesn’t follow specified deconfliction process and accidentally blows his bros head off.
- decoration
something added to automobile exhausts (ie whistle tips) to add the sweet sound of “woo-woo” it’s just decoration baby!
- Deepinyourtonsils
to violently thrust and hammer away into the depths of orifices in such a manner as to create irreparable damage to the victim for simple -rg-smic and deviant pleasure. that hole needs a good deepinyourtonsils.
- deer
it is a animal that has horns on its head. it makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars. hunny, watch out for the…deer! a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide […]