deaf willy
when a suave gentleman decides to f-ck his girl in the ear and flood her ear with his man juice, thus leaving her temporarily deaf.
ming gave jennifer the deaf w-lly with his 3.54 inch dremel because she was not being obedient to his s-xual desires.
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