dealer doors
what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn’t come on. in addition, your “hey, you left your lights on” and “your keys are still in the ignition” dingers do not go off. this happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. it often causes dead batteries.
thanks to my dealer doors, i left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.
i locked my keys in the car. stupid dealer doors.
it’s a good thing i’ve got these dealer doors, or i would’ve been spotted last night!
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