dealing average
the percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.
duder 1: “yo man i dropped some vicodin last night in the city. my dealing average is 100%.”
duder 2: “aw shutup man. that was your first deal. give it time, you’ll f-ck up.”
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