death by finals
when you are an athletic training major and finals week comes… you die.
brendan: hey marc have you seen tyler anywhere?
marc: naw dude, i heard he had a serious case of death by finals and couldn’t make it to lunch today
brendan: aww fiddlesticks, can i have his french fries then?
marc: yeah definitely
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