Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy
a punishment given to a man or woman after “operation” whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. in this punishment the offenders p-n-s is removed by being forced to insert the p-n-s into the fat woman’s sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the p-n-s is removed. some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.
defendant: i plead not guilty your honour.
judge: well then, i here by sentance you to death by penal sphyncterotomy!
-dum dum dum-
jury #1:omg!
defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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