death by phone
death by phone is mentally dying by a single message sent from the other person who you were currently chatting with. first you are in a good conversation with the opposite s-x (or the same) about your relationship. then all of the sudden the sender sends a message so off topic and so disturbing to you that you mentally die because of the amount of stress that the message has put onto you brain.
jon: so we have been talking for like 6 months, where would you like to go from here?
jane: wait, we have been talking? i think you have gotten the wrong idea from all this, i thought you were gay.
= death by phone
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