Death Tennis


a game one engages in whilst intoxicated. the ‘game’ revolves around 2 players (equipped with a tennis racquet and ball) challenging eachother by projecting a tennis ball at the opposite player in an attempt to strike them. if the ball does strike the other player, the striker gets another shot. if the striker misses, the opposite player gets the ball to hit. the player that gets h-t to the point of withdrawing from the game loses. this may sound easy, but this game is meant to be played whilst intoxicated thus ramping the difficulty.
i played death tennis with my brother and killed him in the process. or: death tennis is the leading cause of death.

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