Death Valley Moonbeam


a woman bends over and shoots her projectile diarrhea into the face of the man who loves her. the roles could be reversed as well and the man could satisfy his lady with his mexican food leftovers. preferably this happens after the couple eat at del taco.
stacy had just gotten home from a long day of working at the soup kitchen. she noticed her neighbor had let himself in and there were three bags of del taco sitting on the table. she knew what he wanted. she knew he wouldn’t leave until she delivered a death valley moonbeam straight to his face.

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