death valley


enormous structure in which 90,000 humans gather in fellowship to cheer on the tigers; known to be one of the toughest places to play football in the south, as well as one of the loudest, even reaching up to 124 db, or as loud as a 747 airplane.
death valley, where the most exciting 25 seconds of college football is.
noun. to insert one’s l-b–, by force, into an awaiting mouth. the female corollary of the teabag.
i was just sitting there, and yada yada yada… death valley. a river does run through it.
along with cyclone, one half of the greatest tag team in bayou lacombe’s wwf history, desert storm, and part of “the greatest match never seen”
death valley has just defeated hardcore adam for the second time in their historic rivalry, proving without a shadow of a doubt, that he is indeed “the man.”
a deadly place where wussus are slain by the syth of despair, where dragons with 5 foot talons roam the land.
the natives eat rocks and hot lava for breakfast.
black people cannot exist for there lack of everything
loose boxes are not permitted ie.feels like throwing a suasage down a hallway.

if you say something dumb you are instantly evaporated by the death valley watchdog.
hey mate i was in death valley today and a teradactal ripped my arms off, but it grew bak i love it when that happens

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