death walker


another term used to describe the elusive sieh monster. the origin is unknown but many believe it to be created by the beaves of the saint johns wilderness. legend has it that the sieh monster once slaughtered a colony of beaves in a wild and unmitigated rage for the sheer pleasure of it. the beaves refer to this event as “sca rota lasuu ckura” or “night of the walking death”. this is the most widely accept theory of the death walker origin.
i was worried about bears entering the campsite, but i never expected to stumble upon this p-rno obsessed death walker in the midst of his masturbation time.

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