Deathbed starfucker


someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)
that guy i saw on the news, who almost died on his atv, got back stage at the kid rock concert. he’s a real deathbed starf-cker.

mattie stepanek = deathbed starf-cker

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