deathwatch
the act of befriending really sick old people in the attempt that when they die they give you money, houses, cars, and or other items that you can use to keep funding your insane life style.
hey honey!, i met this really old rich woman, she has no family, sweet! let’s put her on our deathwatch, i could use a vacation right now…
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