Deathwater
deathwater began when the mist from stephan king’s story was herded to texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. but after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. and all those medicinal properties? they go to h-ll. it will kill you. but first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. then you die.
besides the mist, deathwater comes in two other flavors: chuck norris sweat and chuck norris urine. deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.
“if you buy deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘cause you’ll be dead!”- greenwood
“i welcome you!”- satan
“i got damascus fever! could deathwater cure it?”- last of a series of deathwater references in trail logs along the appalachian trail approaching damascus
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