Decaffinicotarded
decaffinicotarded is the state of a waking adult with a system devoid of both caffeine and nicotine early in the morning.
4 am
james “where are the car keys?”
sandra “aren’t they on the boat?”
james “what boat? we don’t have a boat?”
sandra “what are you talking about? you know not to ask me questions when i am decaffinicotarded!”
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