Decatur Staley
when you ruphie a fat chick with laxatives, hit it from the back, she profusely sh-ts on one’s d-ck, you turn her around and flop it in her mouth.
jeff: i heard you gave a chick the decatur staley .
john: i can’t really remember except when i had awakend out of my drunken stupor and realized that i was f-ckin’ a fatty so i introduced her to the “decatur staley”
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