December 13th
both males and females possess mammary glands. on this day the females attempt to milk their partners in order to commemorate the evolutionary destiny of our species.
sonia: paul! my nipples are worn and tired. for once my t–ts may rest in peace as it is december 13th and i will caress your manly mammary glands in my palm.
paul: -facepalm-
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