Decent Clap


describes when someone is able to make a pretty loud clapping sound with their b-lls as they sway their hips in a rapid back and forth motion.

this method is commonly practiced in all parts of the world among males in locker rooms. usually the lights are off, but sometimes, depending on s-xual preference, they are left on. the person with the most decent clap is then determined.
1. jermaine: for a white boy, randy has a pretty decent clap; but i don’t think it’s fair for me to compare mine to his because i’m black.

2. rodney: after gym cl-ss today, we had a compet-tion in the change room to see which guy had the most decent clap. deshawn’s clap was so ballin that coach jenkins thought a fight broke out. man, that n-gg- can clap!

3. keith: in the change room the other day, i actually thought jamar was gonna kite runner steve, but it turned out he was just giving him the opportunity to appreciate the decency of his clap.

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