deceptofile
(n) a person who looks attractive from the side but vastly less attractive to a disappointing degree when they turn to face you. the root is a combination of the words “deceptive” and “profile”.
note: this is different than a “deceptophyle” which is a guy who only has s-x with transformers.
from the side, she was a fox, but when she looked at me head on, i realized she was a deceptofile–so disappointing.
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