Dechocolated


when your body has an extreme lack of chocolate. symptoms include: moodiness , b-tchyness, and extreme cravings for chocolate. women who are pregnant or menstruating are more likely to develop this. the only cure for being decholated is large amounts of chocolate given either orally or directly into the blood stream. if not treated this can be fatal!
april was in a really bad mood today she must be dechocolated.

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