Deckers horse penis


a man with the d-ck the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.
tony: dude did you f-ck her??

sam: well kinda…

tony: what do you mean?

sam: well, first the x-l condom only went half way down my c-ck, then.. my d-ck was just to big to fit.

tony: bull sh-t.

harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a p-n-s like decker! deckers horse p-n-s is huge

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