Decking


to have s-xual intercourse or perform s-xual acts on a beach house deck.
while intoxicated at cape cod, kim enjoyed a nice decking from her husband.
p-ssing out drunk at the end of the night.
she is drinking way too much vodka! that girl is gonna be decking by midnight.
the s-xual act (preferably between a male and a female) in which the male pushes fecal matter (preferably hard) half-way out of his -n-s. in doing so, the female grabs the terd with her non-terd lips and begins pushing it in and out…in and out…in and out…in and out. the male (whom is enjoying the inning and the outting greatly) allows the female to this until the terd has dissolved in her once fresh mouth. the male then kisses the girl and says “mmm…thanks for breakfest and lunch” then they laugh
male: “hoooooney!!!” female: “yees hun?” male: “dadddy gotta go p–py :(” female : “aww w well we just threw all of our food at the tv so come and deck me!!” male: “yay!” ring ring…ring ring (voicemail) “hi, you have reached the deckers, we are probably decking right now so leave the ants in the back”

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