Declaring Bookruptcy
“declaring bookruptcy” is the act of abandoning a book that one has been reading before reaching the end of the work. may be coupled with “chapter __” to declare just how far into the work one managed to get.
“oh man, this cl-ss has us reading “brothers karamazov”. have you read it?”
“nah, i declared bookruptcy a few hundred pages in.”
“wuthering heights was really awful, i couldn’t get through it without declaring bookruptcy”
“my friend said it gets better towards the end”
“oh, i wouldn’t know, it was a chapter 3 bookruptcy”
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