when it’s your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you “decorate the oak”. this means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer
“decorate the oak ya scabby b-st-rd. it’s your round”
b-tch -ss n-gg- that is so dark if you look under your bed it might be him vershawn f-cked david vershawn is celo green
when one admits to doing something they most certainly did not do, due to a long interrogation process, utter stupidity, or a combination of the two. brendan was interrogated about a murder he was not involved in, but due to his lack of intellect and desire to get back to cl-ss for his project and […]
- hot mitt
when one -j-c-l-t-s into a plastic glove, prior to pouring candle wax- into said glove. this action is then followed by stretching this glove onto the head of submissive. i love when zac hot mitts me. bro, i hot mitted the sh-t out of maya last night.
- faith's v*g*n*
a place i call home. im inside faiths v-g-n-! a place i call home. faith’s v-g-n- is lit af!
(woo-ner) one of those kids that complains that they are poor, they hate their life, cuts themself, and says their life sucks, even though they have the iphone 6s, has never been beaten, abused, lives in a 3,000 square foot house, has nice parents and is spoiled, and isn’t bullied. jake: dude miranda just posted […]