Dedwards
an incredibly efficient manoeuvre comprising the purchase and/or consumption of two of the same drink at once, to save time and maximise mobility on a night out. particularly popular with alcopops or basic mixer combos.
“i’m off to the bar to get a dedwards”
“i’ve already had 5 dedwards’ tonight, and now i am really quite drunk.”
“i’ll give you a fiver if you down this dedwards of gallon-milk bottles.”
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