Dee Close-Smith


a rather large lady who loves to park in handicapped parking spots just because she’s fat. she loves to get involved with her daughters high school drama, she loves to scream! at 17 year old girls because she is in denial about how much of a douchelord her daughter is…
d-mn! that lady dee close-smith is one big b-tch!

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