Deep down in my penis
1. primal, carnal urges that oppose one’s reasoned judgements.
2. similar to “deep down in my heart” but more crude, and doesn’t reference one’s feelings of love, affection, or idealism.
3. one’s wants that appeal to using things and services for pure, selfish, pleasure, regardless of consequences. (ex. s-x, drugs, alcohol, fighting)
bro: she was so gone last night, and was saying weird, f-cked up sh-t. i couldn’t bang her.
homie: hey man i totally understand, and i think you did the right thing.
bro: but dude….like deep down in my p-n-s….i totally wanted to be all up in that =d!!!
guy: my boss has been up my -ss all week and now he wants me to come in on sat-rday.
dude: wow, that sucks. you shoulda told him to go f-ck himself.
guy: and lose my job? f-ck outta here! but seriously dude, deep down in my p-n-s, i want to smash his stupid “#1 dad” coffee mug in his f-ckin face….but i’m a p-ssy =(.
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