deep rimming
one step further advanced from r-mm-ng, it is the inserting of one’s tongue as far as possible into someone’s -n-s for the purposes of deriving pleasure for both the rimmer and the rimmee. is best done with a clean -n-s and with r-ct-m devoid of faeces. an incredible turn on for all concerned when performed correctly.
after licking her juicy tw-t to -rg-sm in that last 69er, i moved up to the brown and i did some serious deep r-mm-ng of her delicious date.
a variation of the act of r-mm-ng, where the rimmer, instead of merely licking the -n-s, inserts his or her tounge, as far as is possible inside the -n-s.
this derives a great s-xual pleasure for both involved, as long as one isn’t too afraid of tasting a little t-rd occasionally. note one will not necessarily taste said brown substance.
i’d love that guy to deep rim me.
when will she give me some deep r-mm-ng? i’ve done her so many times!
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