Deep Vein Thrombonesis
deep vein thrombonesis (throm-bone-sis), or dvtbone, is a condition that occurs when copious amounts of blood flows to and settles in the center of a males thick, rigid c-ck during intercourse or -n-lcourse. the c-ck becomes overly engorged and swollen to the size of a tennis ball or softball. the blood thickens so much that the male becomes trapped inside the v-g-n- or -n-s. even after becoming non-erect or flaccid, deep vein thrombonesis will remain and can take up to an hour or longer for the swelling to subside allowing for the p-n-s to be withdrawn.
although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.
after an unhealthly combination of v–gr- and other s-x enhancing substances, luther found himself suffering from deep vein thrombonesis during intercourse with this girlfriend, nadine. luther was swollen up the size of a softball and couldn’t withdraw for over an hour.
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