deering wheel


the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with “steering wheel” which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

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