Deeves


notoriously known for his or her ability to get sh-tfaced wasted after 3 wine coolers. a “deeves” is a person who often deficates on macbooks and other apple products; a person who often get caught peeing their bed and lying about it.
“did you see mike last night?”
“no, why?”
“he turned into the deeves last night!”

“mike owes me a new macbook, he deeved on mine”

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